We Shouldn't Even Have To Ask

Note to American automakers after your letter to congress:

Since you are AMERICAN car companies, and since America is being deliberately drained of its wealth by enemies of the country, and since America badly needs the economic boost that the alternative fuel market would create, and since it wouldn't cost you hardly anything and would cost taxpayers and car buyers nothing at all, and since we bailed YOU out when you needed our help, and since you're already doing it for Brazil (which helped them recently achieve energy independence), you should have already voluntarily switched all your fleet over to flex fuel vehicles. We shouldn't even have to ask.